Saturday, 31 December 2011

  • The Four Horsemen and Me

    as they say... "its 5:00 somewhere" "sailing with Captain Jack" "riding with the 4 horsemen" and any other cliche quotes you guys can think of about dirnking and having a good time..... now back to my 'praty life' for a fresh new start for the year.

    might as well get a fresh start, what with all these people talking about 12/12/12 and the apocalypse and all, might as well be forgiven beforehand :p

Friday, 30 December 2011

  • reminiscing in past christmases

    yeah.... my xmas sucked. one present, no visitors, and 4 bills that i cant pay. and i found out that i have til the 7th of jan til i get kicked out of my friend's place.. im staying here basically for free til i could get a new job, and now i owe her too much lol.. ive been here for 4 months, and i still cant find a job. all i need is a week for someone to see that im overqualified for most of the places ive put applications in for. one guy actually told me my resume was 'unbelievable' and told me there was no way someone of my age could keep to the standards of the office environment.  so.. i did what most ppl wouldve, i met the 4 horsemen, and sailed with the captain... all the way to a good nights sleep for another set of attempts to convince someone to hire me :(

Monday, 19 December 2011

  • random facts

    okay, every day, post random facts from the Uncle John's series. for those of you that know what they are, i am surprised that the litte amount of ppl that read something i wrote actually know what it is :D

    also,... this is important.... this is NOT an attempt to plagerize, this is merely an expression of my boredom that i have to share/learn more about my habit of learning random facts that have little or nothing to do with whatever else i may be looking into or studying or seeing anywhere. **if anything, as little as it is, this should be interpreted as more publicity, which means more money**

     

    okay, so here are the first 5 random facts that i blindly turn the page onto. ill write a summary of the page and the little random thing at the bottom of the pages..

    These are from the book "Uncle John's Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader" 18th Edition.

    Tongue twisters:

    • Who washed washington's white woolens when Washington's washerwoman went west.
    • Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
    • Shave a cedar shingle thin.
    • Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches.
    • A thin little boy picked six thick thistle sticks.
    • Flee from fog to fight flu fast.
    • The bootblack bought tht black boot back.
    • We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
    • Miss Smith's fish sauce shol seldom sells shellfish.
    • Which wicked witch wished which wicked witch.
    • I slit the sheet the sheet i slit and on the slitted sheet i sit.
    • Give poppa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
    • Imaine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary managerie.
    • The epitome of femininity.
    • Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
    • Many an anemone sees an enemy.
    • Any noise annoys an oyster bt a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

    and there you have it, tongue twisters that have nothing to do with peter picking peppers or a girl selling seashells. now the bonus:

    The number one cause of burglar alarm activation is the U.S. is owner error. (Burglaries are 7th)

    so... thats the first day of this thing... and that was word for word, but its not always gonna be like that; some are like 3 pages long, but there will be some that will be shortened just cuz no one reads as much as i do. and if they do, theyre prolly a librarian or something lmao.

  • need work

    okay, so after about a month and a half of looking, and yet finding nothing, and finding no one that looked at my resume and uttered something along the lines of "liar" or "unbelievable" (and not in a good way).. my roommate finally said the words i was dreading.... i now have 3 weeks to find a job that pays at least $500 a month, or im out. yup, that means homeless... and with no college degree... a dollar to my name (literally) and my mode of transportation in need of a new battery. and unless someone at some college is willing to accept me into their school with no SAT score, i cant go to college and get the GI Bill, the montgomery one nor the post 911 one... which is a MAJOR letdown, as i was already accepted into U of D 4 times, but couldnt go cuz my prick captain...*i think i mentioned that somewhere in the past posts*  so lets see... everyone ive been to, including places like wal-mart and fast food places, usually takes one look at my application and says "positions been filled" or "we need someone with a degree" ...... and im like "are you FUCKING RETARDED! i was working 20 hour days,, how the FUCK was i supposed to get a degree working supply with only me in the office" it makes me soooooo pissed that these bratty and/or slutty teenage kids get a job i hould have cuz they wear a d cup and are going to college cuz their daddy can afford it. meanwhile, a former marine that worked 10 times as hard as their calc classes cant get a simple job like tocking shelves in fucking walmart....during xmas season... has this world really gone this far in the shits where a fucking vet needs a degree before they can get a job at a place like walmart? i mean no direspect to walmart and their prices and all but damn, its like the first place someone in high school or (late) middle school goes to get a job...

    so what have i been doing to prevent this? skorching the earth everywhere thats around 10 miles away that i can go to get a job.... walmart, mall, fast food places, diners, sports places, office places, everything i can think of... even perdue..and still nothing. (i used to work for mountaire, and had to leave for military training before i could finish up my probation period, so theyre 'not allowed' to vouch for me, which is another fucked up rule... i had to quit cuz i moved to a place 38 miles away, and was spending about $490 a week on gas, ut making like $440..so i was wasting money to work.. and i figured theyd transfer me up here but obviously not)

    so yeah, she literally giving me until the 2nd of jan to get a steady job or move out.   oh, and i cant file for unemployment, cuz eith way, the rules dont apply. if i say i quit, its automatically disqualified cuz i quit.. if my job says they fired me, theyd have to 1: lie and 2: say they fired me just cuz they felt like it *since i was still in probationary period* and had no legit reason, and pay for my unemployment. also, i found out that my license is suspended, cuz i paid a ticket, but i didnt pay a late fee (i was 2 days late on it) and the court fees for it... and only found out when i put an application in for a car dealership, for office/file work and for detailing cars..no letter or call or nothing. and cuz i have no money now, i have no phone ervice.... im using skype to call ppl and send text messages.... i know, sad, but i have to make do with what i got.

    my plans today...... do another circle around dover and see if anyone will hire me......

    and yes, when im not putting in pplications or at an interview, im wearing a sad face :( i have no social life (cant afford one) and unle i can meet someone who pays me to go out with them (ha! thats like finding jesus christ's body) no girlfriend... i dont have time for anything cept for job searching.... i need a fuckin miracle.

  • list of things

    bold all that apply.

     
    • I am a male.
    • I am a girl
    • I am shorter than 5’4.
    • I have many scars.
    • I tan easily.
    • I wish my hair was a different color.
    • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    • I have a tattoo.
    • I want a tattoo. 
    • I am self-conscious about my body.
    • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
    • I have more than 2 piercings. 
    • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
    • I have freckles.
    • ZI’ve sworn at my parents.
    • I’ve run away from home.
    • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
    • I have a sibling less than one year old.
    • I want to have kids someday.
    • I’m in school.
    • I’ve lost a child.
    • I have a job. 
    • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
    • I always do/did my homework.
    • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
    • I failed more than 1 class last year.
    • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
    • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
    • Disney movies still make me cry.
    • I’ve peed from laughing. 
    • I’ve snorted while laughing
    • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
    • I’ve glued my hand to something.
    • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
    • I was born with a disease/impairment.
    • I’ve broken a bone.
    • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
    • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
    • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
    • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
    • I had a serious surgery. 
    • I’ve had chicken pox. 
    • I’ve had measles.
    • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
    • I’ve been on a plane.
    • I’ve been to Canada. 
    • I’ve been to Mexico. 
    • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
    • I’ve been to Japan.
    • I’ve been to Africa.
    • I’ve been to Hawaii.
    • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
    • I’ve seen a shooting star.
    • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
    • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
    • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
    • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
    • I’ve been to a casino.
    • I’ve been skydiving.
    • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
    • I’ve played spin the 
      bottle.                                       
    • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    • I’ve crashed a car.
    • I’ve been skiing.
    • I’ve been in a play.
    • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
    • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
    • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
    • I’ve played chicken.
    • I’ve played a prank on someone
    • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
    • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
    • I’ve eaten sushi.
    • I’ve been snowboarding.
    • I’m single
    • I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
    • I’m in a relationship. 
    • I’m engaged.
    • I’m married.
    • I’ve gone on a blind date.
    • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
    • I miss someone right now.
    • I have a fear of abandonment.
    • I’ve gotten divorced.
    • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
    • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
    • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
    • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
    • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
    • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
    • I’ve hugged a stranger.
    • I have kissed a stranger.
    • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
    • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
    • I’ve snuck out of my house.
    • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    • I am keeping a secret from the world.
    • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
    • I’ve cheated on a test.
    • I’ve ran a red light.
    • I’ve been suspended from school.
    • I’ve witnessed a crime.
    • I’ve been in a fist fight.
    • I’ve been arrested. 
    • I’ve passed out from drinking.
    • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
    • I’ve smoked.
    • I’ve smoked weed. 
    • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
    • I’ve eaten mushrooms.
    • I’ve popped E.
    • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
    • I’ve done hard drugs.
    • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
    • I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
    • I have been diagnosed with depression.
    • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.
    • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
    • I have been anorexic or bulimic
    • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
    • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
    • I’ve woken up crying.
    • I’m afraid of dying.
    • I hate funerals.
    • I’ve seen someone dying.
    • Someone close to me has committed suicide
    • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
    • I own over 5 rap CDs.
    • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
    • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
    • I own something from Hot Topic.
    • I own something from Pac Sun.
    • I collect comic books.

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